{"id":10283,"date":"2021-11-23T10:28:04","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T09:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10283"},"modified":"2021-12-20T18:45:53","modified_gmt":"2021-12-20T17:45:53","slug":"landsbytossens-gyldne-kazoo-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/?p=10283","title":{"rendered":"Kalenderblad 20: Aksel og Elvis"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Gyldne<\/a><\/p>\n

Dannebrog skal hejses<\/strong> p\u00e5 stangen,
\nmens en eller flere synger sangen
\n“Vift stolt p\u00e5 Kodans b\u00f8lge”;
\nhelt nem er melodien ikke at f\u00f8lge,
\nmen man m\u00e5 bruge sin stemmes skyts,
\nselv om man ikke er en Aksel Schi\u00f8tz,
\nja, selv om stemmen skulle v\u00e6re direkte h\u00e6slig,
\nm\u00e5 man st\u00e5 rank og smile som Elvis Presley,
\nhvis popularitet var s\u00e5 helt enorm,
\nda han kom hjem fra Deutschland i uniform
\nog straks ringede til Memphis, Tennessee,
\nhvor han lige skulle snakke med en pige,
\nmen desv\u00e6rre havde glemt hendes nummer,
\ns\u00e5 han m\u00e5tte sidde alene og spise hummer,
\nderp\u00e5 store saftige b\u00f8ffer
\nog spr\u00f8de skiver af dyret, der \u00f8ffer,
\nsamt til dessert en liter soft ice —
\nikke sandt, Mister Elvis, that’s nice!<\/p>\n

\"Kalender<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu f\u00e5r du og Aksel<\/strong> et trof\u00e6 til hylden:
\nEn landsbytossekazoo, der er gylden.
\nLad himlens klokker i jubel kime
\nmed hilsner fra en tosse, der pr\u00f8ver at rime.<\/p>\n

Forrige kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0N\u00e6ste kalenderblad<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Retur til avisens forside<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dannebrog skal hejses p\u00e5 stangen, mens en eller flere synger sangen “Vift stolt p\u00e5 Kodans b\u00f8lge”; helt nem er melodien ikke at f\u00f8lge, men man m\u00e5 bruge sin stemmes skyts, selv om man ikke er en Aksel Schi\u00f8tz, ja, selv om stemmen skulle v\u00e6re direkte h\u00e6slig, m\u00e5 man st\u00e5 rank og smile som Elvis Presley, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1326,97,7],"tags":[1347,883,1327],"class_list":["post-10283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-julekalender-2021","category-kultur","category-ranke-personligheder","tag-aksel","tag-elvis","tag-kazoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10283"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10567,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions\/10567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landsbytossen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}